When TalkRadio host Kevin O’Sullivan invited me onto his show to discuss ‘what to wear on a date in a pub car park’ I can’t deny I was slightly horrified.
This is not exactly the romantic first date scenario most of us would naturally dream of. But as we come out of isolation for many this is now the first date ‘new norm’.
The word pub car park sends chills down my spine - but that being said they weren’t all created equal.
If you live in the country side you could be heading to a beautifully lawned pub garden with manicured grass and elegant rattan seating.
In this case what to wear is a bit of a no brainer - this is the weekend to dig out your best floaty dress and slip into a pair of summery ankle tie wedges. After months of hiding at home in a track suit this is your chance to shine.
And if you happen to be one of the lucky women to have bagged one of the first haloed hair dressing slots then this also presents the opportunity to channel your inner Kate Middleton with a big bouncy bouffant blow-dry.
Sadly for most of us I fear the harsh reality will be a tarmacked yard complete complete with wheelie bins. Looking your best in this situation is the ultimate sartorial challenge. Obviously 4 inch heels are a no no. Wedges aren’t exactly called for either. Sadly I think you’re in trainer territory. Not exactly sexy. But called for.
Then of course one of the biggest pitfalls will be the British weather. Outside dates present a whole host of unique and terrifying first date problems. Far from basking under flattering soft candlelight light you’ll be subjected to harsh sun light that has the nasty trick of amplifying every skin wrinkle in HD clarity. And that’s if you’re lucky enough for it not be be raining. This is not the day for tinted moisturiser. You need professional level coverage here.
If you’ve got the flair for it a hat could be your best friend. Filtering the light onto your face will not only make you look 10 years younger but you’ll look super stylish to boot. A pair of designer sunglasses is another accessory you might want to consider.
For style inspiration think Alexa Chung in a timeless trench and a pair of the latest must have shades. Your hair might not be quite as on point as hers (which is why you need that hat) but you’ll look car park ready.
If that’s even a thing.